luv this city

I was in New York city for the weekend, I got a food poison the day I got there and I had to spend three days at the hospital, which worked out well since it was still cheaper than any hotel room I could find in New York.

A year ago I went to New York and I was totally broke, so I had to rob someone, I got arrested, but they had to let me go, apparently the New York City jail was all booked up for the weekend. Apparently New York City now requires a four-weeks advance notice on a robbery in order to secure a cell in NYC jail, six for a homicide.
chaos...